An+unlikely+flat+mate

=__An Unlikely Flat-mate__= The following scene includes Wallace from 'Wallace and Gromit', and Duffy the pop star. They are two flat-mates but they never come face-to-face. Their only form of communication is by leaving sticky notes on the fridge.

//Wallace//: All the cheese is gone. Crackers don't go down byt themselves! W

//Duffy//: Why do I never hear anything from you until we run out of things? Can't I hear something else? D

//Wallace//: Stilton, Wensleydale...? W

//Duffy//: No! And anyway I think you should get it yourself. I've got a show in an hour and I'm rehearsing. D

//Wallace//: Where are my earplugs? I'm off to get more Red Leicester! W

//__A few hours later__// //Duffy//: ...Why thirty six packs? I go out for three hours and you get thirty six packs! A very mad D

//Wallace:// You shouldn't turn your nose down to snow supplies!

//Duffy:// It's August! Snow in August?!

//Wallace:// You never know what could happen. In Wales when it's Summer it rains...

//__After no reply from Duffy__// //Wallace:// Why do you not reply?

//Duffy:// This is the last reply you'll get if you don't leave the cheese. Duffy

//Wallace:// You must be joking! You told Gromit to leave because he wasn't at all musical!

//Duffy//: ...

//Wallace:// You are not worth the loss. I'm going to get Gromit from the pound. Be back in an hour. A huffy and puffy Wallace

//Duffy: ...

Wallace:// Please talk to me...

//Duffy//: ...Ok... there Ok? //

Wallace:// Phew! I thought you were a goner!

//Duffy//: I'll talk to you ... if you buy me a new mic. I broke my old one.

Wallace: What is it about you breaking your microphones! One day you'll end up on the street with no where to go and look who'll have to take you in? Hmm?